HobbitsDoItBetter wrote up a guide for us non-Brits. Read it. Use it. Check out the guide to insults and swears. Now. Go.
Rules: publish the shot of your desktop (phone desktop is ok) and tag five more people. I was tagged by my very loving and inclusive kuraschenie Love you.
Nothing grand, it’s a new phone so the first screen is just apps I use the most. Except for the music app, I haven’t got around to it, and I hate iTunes, relying on Spotify for now.
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
The real ‘Red Wedding’ or “Nozze Rosse” took place in July of 1500; it was a bloodbath during which half the feuding Baglioni family of Perugia murdered the other half in their beds, a massacre which was quite overshadowed in contemporary chronicles. Violence and murder were common in the private lives of the Italian signorial families. Sigismondo Malatesta of Rimini had two of his wives murdered: one poisoned, the other suffocated. Francesca Manfredi of Faenza lured her husband into her bedchamber on the pretext of being unwell and had him stabbed there by concealed assassins; when they bungled the job she coolly stepped forward, a fifteenth-century Lady Macbeth, and finished him off with a dagger thrust in the stomach. (X)