Tips to being a Continental Jon Hamm:
- Trade in the scotch or bottle of brewsky for what appears to be a well mixed cocktail with a classy swizzle stick.
- Be single. Date beautiful younger women. Don’t talk about it.
- Pay lots of attention to your male co-stars at events. Think Ewan McGregor in the late 90s.
- Trust that the suit coat/Converse combo works. Leave the baseball cap at home. In fact, don’t own any baseball caps.
- Smoke. Unapologetically.
- Always carry a wry smile. Keep it on you, even after your 8th cocktail. Follow the instructions given by Ian McKellen (who is the Continental Patrick Stewart): Keep it secret, keep it safe.
And there you have it, mix equal parts Jon Hamm sass & European class & you’ve got yourself a Fass.
QUITE CLASSY, SENOR SASSY